It started already! Two minutes after the Vikings were eliminated from the 2009 NFL football season Curt Menefee uttered the words we all did not want to hear " Most of that Vikings Locker Room thinks Brett will retire now."! It was like nails on a chalkboard to me! Really Curt? We just watched one of the best NFC Championship games in recent history and this is what you have to say?
In 2008 and 2009 we had the pleasure of Brett Favre's name dominating the off season news! There is a pennant race going on? Who cares? Brett just said he was wearing green underwear today! NBA Finals coverage? No go! Lets go interview a guy who talked to Brett Favre in line at the grocery store in 2003! NFL draft? Is Brett Favre in it? You get it! We are one step away from knowing when he bms!
I am just going to Dwight K Schrute the facts and they are as follows:
Fact: Brett sign a 2 year deal with Minnesota
Fact: Some how Brett Favre put up a great year at his age
Fact: Brett can taste another Super Bowl
Fact: Brett will have another tearful good bye press conference
Fact: Brett will come back in June ready to play
Brett do us all a favor and save it. Don't open your effn month until you are 100% sure wither or not you are going to play next year!Do you realize you are punishing the good American People and sports fans everywhere? Are you a terrorist Brett? Is this some kind of AL-Queda mind game? Or are you that egotistical and vain that you have to see your name on SportsCenter every night? Are you afraid people will forget the Great Brett Favre? We will never forget how your last pass as Viking was an interception or how your last pass as a Jet was an interception or how your last pass as a Packer was a well.....
Brett you may be a sorry selfish human but you are still fun to watch! I beg you please take this off season off and don't let us see you again until July!
larry@bigbadsportsdaddy.com
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Tiger Woods Sex Addict or Just a Dude
Tiger, Tiger, Tiger that's all we have heard about since Thanksgiving! Now the news broke that the former king of the PGA Tiger Woods is receiving treatment for sexual addiction at a sex rehabilitation clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. My first question is what do they do at a sex rehab? Do they have an orderly waiting outside the bathroom door with a stop watch to make sure the patients aren't having to much fun in there? I also have to ask is it really a good idea to put a bunch of "sex addicts" in the same small area? To steal a line from 30 Rock " I'm a self diagnosed sex addict thanks to webmd.com."
Now lets take young Tiger here a very successful young American male. Now from all accounts that I've read his dad pushed him through high school and college to play golf. I'm guessing he was kind of a dorky kid! He looks like he was anyways. I bet instead of going to parties he was playing twilight golf at putt putt. He had to get his short game down, you know? Tiger seems like the type of guy who didn't have a lot of luck with the ladies until he was out school wearing the Nike swoosh and getting paid.
So lets take this goofy looking dorky kid and give him millions of dollars and a very successful golf career. Lets call him one of the most recognized athletes on the planet! The old saying that he could have any girl he wants pretty much describes this guy now. He gets a hot trophy wife on the advice of some of his people. Of course he doesn't marry for love but because his agent and pr person told him it would be good for his image if he were to take a bride. Then after she pops out a couple of cubs Tiger starts thinking about all the strange he has missed out on. I'm no Dr. Melfi, but I would think this is normal male behavior. Then one day while eating breakfast at IHOP the thought runs through his head "I bet I can get that waitress!" Of course you can dude! You're Tiger effn Woods and she is an IHOP waitress! It's not cheating if you don't get caught right Tiger? In this case he gets away with it easy. So he does it again and again and again and again and again and again! You get the point. Then one day he gets caught when his wife decides to check his cell phone. T-R-O-U-B-L-E in Tigerville!
Tiger's only mistake is getting married! He could of nalied Elin and moved on and his infidelity never would of happen. Instead he listen to the wrong advice and tried to be something he is not which is a husband and family man! Thus causing Elin to go Roy Mcavoy on his face and chase him down the drive way.
Tiger Woods Sex addict makes me laugh! Tiger Woods is a dude! Like any dude he wants to know what is out there. He didn't have the chance like most of us to do it in high school and college. Make no mistake Tiger is not a sex addict but a red blooded male! I am betting he lives and learns and even if he never plays golf again I bet his second marriage will work out. Or should I say at least it won't end due to adulterous affairs
On a side note Tiger Woods Ho Golf is Awesome! It's a video game and if you need a good time kill at work here's the link!
http://www.atom.com/fun_games/tiger_woods_defense/?xrs=eml_121709
Want to Comment on this blog? Email larry@bigbadsportsdaddy.com
Now lets take young Tiger here a very successful young American male. Now from all accounts that I've read his dad pushed him through high school and college to play golf. I'm guessing he was kind of a dorky kid! He looks like he was anyways. I bet instead of going to parties he was playing twilight golf at putt putt. He had to get his short game down, you know? Tiger seems like the type of guy who didn't have a lot of luck with the ladies until he was out school wearing the Nike swoosh and getting paid.
So lets take this goofy looking dorky kid and give him millions of dollars and a very successful golf career. Lets call him one of the most recognized athletes on the planet! The old saying that he could have any girl he wants pretty much describes this guy now. He gets a hot trophy wife on the advice of some of his people. Of course he doesn't marry for love but because his agent and pr person told him it would be good for his image if he were to take a bride. Then after she pops out a couple of cubs Tiger starts thinking about all the strange he has missed out on. I'm no Dr. Melfi, but I would think this is normal male behavior. Then one day while eating breakfast at IHOP the thought runs through his head "I bet I can get that waitress!" Of course you can dude! You're Tiger effn Woods and she is an IHOP waitress! It's not cheating if you don't get caught right Tiger? In this case he gets away with it easy. So he does it again and again and again and again and again and again! You get the point. Then one day he gets caught when his wife decides to check his cell phone. T-R-O-U-B-L-E in Tigerville!
Tiger's only mistake is getting married! He could of nalied Elin and moved on and his infidelity never would of happen. Instead he listen to the wrong advice and tried to be something he is not which is a husband and family man! Thus causing Elin to go Roy Mcavoy on his face and chase him down the drive way.
Tiger Woods Sex addict makes me laugh! Tiger Woods is a dude! Like any dude he wants to know what is out there. He didn't have the chance like most of us to do it in high school and college. Make no mistake Tiger is not a sex addict but a red blooded male! I am betting he lives and learns and even if he never plays golf again I bet his second marriage will work out. Or should I say at least it won't end due to adulterous affairs
On a side note Tiger Woods Ho Golf is Awesome! It's a video game and if you need a good time kill at work here's the link!
http://www.atom.com/fun_games/tiger_woods_defense/?xrs=eml_121709
Want to Comment on this blog? Email larry@bigbadsportsdaddy.com
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Let's Laugh at Steroids
If you are like me you don't care who used steroids when or where. The Babe hit 60 jacks and his only juice was Jack Daniels! If you want to ruin your body for my entertainment I say "go for it monkey". It still takes talent to hit a ball. Have you ever heard of hand eye coordination?
Ok Maris family I get it! You have a legitimate complaint about a bunch of roided out freaks breaking number 9's record. However I am sick of roid talk dominating sports talk media outlet everywhere and I am done!
If you want to read a blog debating whether or not there should be two sets of records or if these guys should all be banned from the books go to espn.com or cnnsi.com. Here on BBSD I am declaring this week National laugh at Steroids week. Join me as I look at the pee your pants funny videos on youtube that are directed at these Hulk Hogans of the baseball world.
The Steroid Song: " 1-2-3 Shots You're Out at the Old Ballgame."
My Balls are Small - A Steroid Love Song - By Mark Lim
Juice Yourself (8 Mile Homeruns)
Coach Hines - Steroid Bust
NEW KATT WILLIAMS Steroids Make Your Dick Little
Got a take on roids? Email me it's larry@bigibadsportsdaddy.com
Ok Maris family I get it! You have a legitimate complaint about a bunch of roided out freaks breaking number 9's record. However I am sick of roid talk dominating sports talk media outlet everywhere and I am done!
If you want to read a blog debating whether or not there should be two sets of records or if these guys should all be banned from the books go to espn.com or cnnsi.com. Here on BBSD I am declaring this week National laugh at Steroids week. Join me as I look at the pee your pants funny videos on youtube that are directed at these Hulk Hogans of the baseball world.
The Steroid Song: " 1-2-3 Shots You're Out at the Old Ballgame."
My Balls are Small - A Steroid Love Song - By Mark Lim
Juice Yourself (8 Mile Homeruns)
Coach Hines - Steroid Bust
NEW KATT WILLIAMS Steroids Make Your Dick Little
Got a take on roids? Email me it's larry@bigibadsportsdaddy.com
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