Tiger, Tiger, Tiger that's all we have heard about since Thanksgiving! Now the news broke that the former king of the PGA Tiger Woods is receiving treatment for sexual addiction at a sex rehabilitation clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. My first question is what do they do at a sex rehab? Do they have an orderly waiting outside the bathroom door with a stop watch to make sure the patients aren't having to much fun in there? I also have to ask is it really a good idea to put a bunch of "sex addicts" in the same small area? To steal a line from 30 Rock " I'm a self diagnosed sex addict thanks to webmd.com."
Now lets take young Tiger here a very successful young American male. Now from all accounts that I've read his dad pushed him through high school and college to play golf. I'm guessing he was kind of a dorky kid! He looks like he was anyways. I bet instead of going to parties he was playing twilight golf at putt putt. He had to get his short game down, you know? Tiger seems like the type of guy who didn't have a lot of luck with the ladies until he was out school wearing the Nike swoosh and getting paid.
So lets take this goofy looking dorky kid and give him millions of dollars and a very successful golf career. Lets call him one of the most recognized athletes on the planet! The old saying that he could have any girl he wants pretty much describes this guy now. He gets a hot trophy wife on the advice of some of his people. Of course he doesn't marry for love but because his agent and pr person told him it would be good for his image if he were to take a bride. Then after she pops out a couple of cubs Tiger starts thinking about all the strange he has missed out on. I'm no Dr. Melfi, but I would think this is normal male behavior. Then one day while eating breakfast at IHOP the thought runs through his head "I bet I can get that waitress!" Of course you can dude! You're Tiger effn Woods and she is an IHOP waitress! It's not cheating if you don't get caught right Tiger? In this case he gets away with it easy. So he does it again and again and again and again and again and again! You get the point. Then one day he gets caught when his wife decides to check his cell phone. T-R-O-U-B-L-E in Tigerville!
Tiger's only mistake is getting married! He could of nalied Elin and moved on and his infidelity never would of happen. Instead he listen to the wrong advice and tried to be something he is not which is a husband and family man! Thus causing Elin to go Roy Mcavoy on his face and chase him down the drive way.
Tiger Woods Sex addict makes me laugh! Tiger Woods is a dude! Like any dude he wants to know what is out there. He didn't have the chance like most of us to do it in high school and college. Make no mistake Tiger is not a sex addict but a red blooded male! I am betting he lives and learns and even if he never plays golf again I bet his second marriage will work out. Or should I say at least it won't end due to adulterous affairs
On a side note Tiger Woods Ho Golf is Awesome! It's a video game and if you need a good time kill at work here's the link!
http://www.atom.com/fun_games/tiger_woods_defense/?xrs=eml_121709
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