The Golfers are coming! The Golfers are coming! You know that May in Las Colinas means “Nelson time,” The Byron Nelson that is. Are you ready for a shocker? Big Bad Sports Daddy HATES golf! We seriously hate it! It’s not a sport at all! It’s boring to watch and even more boring to play – simply put, it’s just an overall nuisance for most of the year; however, I do get fired up for The Nelson! Why you might ask? The Pavilion Games - that’s why. Since you have been reading my columns you kinda coulda guessed that, right?
And I know I am not alone. For most people, the Nelson has never been about the golf anyway. It’s all about The Pavilion Party. The place to “Make the Seen” as theBurb says it.
When you hang out in the Pavilion all day you’re going to come across some down time. Here are some games my friends and I play when we get bored at The Nelson:
1) Exotic Dancer Hunter: You and your buddies all bet a drink on who can find the first lovely entertainer. Then one by one you pick out a girl that you think might shake it for a living and go ask her if she is a Stripper! Warning: This game has resulted in many slaps to the face.
2) Obnoxious Drunk Guy Toss: There is no shortage of drunken loud guys in the Pavilion. You and your friends all pick your lush and see who gets asked to leave the premises first.
And NEW for this years’ 2010 Byron Nelson Classic:
3) Has she (Exotic Dancer among others) seen Tiger Woods Naked? This game is much like Exotic Dancer Hunter except instead of asking the girl if she is a dancer, you simply ask her:
“Have you ever seen Tiger Woods naked?” Then you email me and tell me what kind of reactions you got.
Now go and pretend you like golf for a few
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