Thursday, September 22, 2011

Larry's Blog: Get Your Free Picks Here

Larry's Blog: Get Your Free Picks Here: Well, did you listen to the old Professor L-Train last week? If you did then you made out like a Smokey-less Bandit and took my advice all ...

Get Your Free Picks Here


Well, did you listen to the old Professor L-Train last week? If you did then you made out like a Smokey-less Bandit and took my advice all the way to the bank. Maybe I should change my name to Professor Cash Register, Cha-Ching!

Did I mention all of my picks are absolutely free? NO BS! Like per say Jonathan Stone who runs ads on a local DFW Sports Talk radio station advertising his free picks for Monday Night's game.

Now when I think betting advice I think of cheesy stumpy guys in cheap pinstriped suits and gold watches, rings, necklaces, (the more gold the better baby), screaming bull**** into a microphone with the urgency of an oncoming apocalypse. There is no doubt that is exactly what I got on the other end of the line when I called Jonathan Stone for his "Free Monday Night Football pick". Why would Professor L-Train need to do such a thing? One I was bored and two I wanted to know what the catch was.

After listening to a prerecorded message I was then giving the option to talk to one of the "experts" for my free pick. I chose to move along with the call and get my free pick. Once what I figure to be the "expert's lackey" picked up I was asked "how much do you bet a game?" and then informed someone would call me back with pick.

When the return call came less than 5 minutes later a guy assured me he had the winners for Monday Night and would give them to me for free if I signed up for Jonathan Stone's advice at $250 per month. There's the rub! When I said I wasn't interested he went into a Boiler Room like hard sell and that's when I decided to end the call and quit wasting my time by simply hanging up.

Now not only am I giving you the best damn free picks on the net, I am watching out for my fellow degenerates. All I ask in return is that you give us a few clicks on bigbadsportsdaddy.com each and every week and maybe check out some of the podcast. For example like the new and improved Larry Stanley Show set to relaunch next Tuesday with Eric the Mingler Ringler in the co-host chair.

Now I'll give you what you really want which is this week's picks:

Last week I went 1-1 in NCAAF and 2-0 in the NFL bringing my 2011 record totals to 2-1-1 in College and 2-2 in the NFL.

NCAAF
Virgina Tech -21 @ Marshall
Virgina Tech has dominated Marshall in their last 3 meetings. Nothing I have seen this year makes me think this one will be any different! Bet VTech

San Diego State @ Michigan -10.5
Looks like double money to the Professor


NFL

The NFL lines are very meh this week. My advice is Kramer like, diversify and bet a little on a lot and hope for the best. I'm going to play these 5 thinking I'll at least hit 3


Give me

@Buffalo + 9 over New England
Det -3 @ Minneosta
Baltimore-4 @ St. Louis
ATL- 1.5 @ Tampa Bay

and my upset pick of the week

@Oakland +3.5 over NY Jets

Happy Betting! Class is dismissed!

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Larry's Blog: Bet...Bet..Bet.....

Larry's Blog: Bet...Bet..Bet.....: OK I am a natural-born gambler pure and simple, however I think my gambling degeneracy hit a new low last night when i made a bet on wheth...

Bet...Bet..Bet.....



OK I am a natural-born gambler pure and simple, however I think my gambling degeneracy hit a new low last night when i made a bet on whether or not someone's debit card was going to get declined at a local pub. It was declined and I lost the bet! Stupid me I thought if someone ran up a $300 tab and they stuck around they had enough cash to cover it. As my cousin Missy pointed out to me on facebook They were just too drunk to give a shit. Lesson learned never bet against a bartender

Gambling is fun just ask the City of Las Vegas. I love a 7 on the come out roll in craps, I love getting an ace as my first card in blackjack, I love a tight ball game and I love to just bet..bet..bet! One of my favorite things to do in Vegas is going to the top of Stratosphere and yelling at the top of my lungs "I love to gamble!"

Although today when my buddy called me wanting some lighting action on LSU vs Mississippi State I had to respectfully decline. This line and game looks ex girlfriend fishy to me. How is the spread only 4? I learned a long time ago when you see a spread that makes no sense at all you better leave it alone!


Last week was so-so if you listened to me. We went 1-0-1 in College and 0-2 in the NFL. Hey just remember it was week 1 , so you can stop with the hate mail already! If the Broncos would have played Tebow we would have won that bet @BeauregardHagen on twitter.

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This Week

Oklahoma State(7) -13.5 at Tulsa
OSU = Free Money! This should be a blow out

Troy at Arkansas(13)-22.5

Bet Hogs big! Soooooooooooieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


NFL

Baltimore -5 at Tennessee

Did you see what the Ravens did to a good team last week? What do you think is going to happen when they get their hands on Tennessee? Bet Ravens

San Diego at New England -6.5

Pats should cover this.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Larry's Blog: Beavers and Cocks! It's Football Season

Larry's Blog: Beavers and Cocks! It's Football Season: It is that time of year again where I put on my glasses and tie and assume my alter ego aka Professor L-Train of bigbadsportsdaddy.com. Now...

Beavers and Cocks! It's Football Season


It is that time of year again where I put on my glasses and tie and assume my alter ego aka Professor L-Train of bigbadsportsdaddy.com. Now you may of heard some nasty rumors coming out of the Big Easy last weekend that the old Football Professor started the college season 0-3. That is simply not true I did lose two opening weekend bets but I always preach lay off weak 1 because you never know. This is a simple case of do as I say not as I do and to much Voodoo Juice during Tropical Storm Lee. I don't want to call anyone out but thanks Beavers and the Tadpoles for not handling your business. You guys are out!


Let's kick off the season with some winners!

NCAA
#12 South Carolina-3 at Georgia
Give me the Fighting Game Cocks here @ Athens. I am hearing that Georgia starting Quarter man Aaron Murray has broken ribs and if that is the case the Bulldogs are in big trouble.


Oregon State at #9 Wisconsin -21
Lets drink double shots of Whiskey all the way to the bank here! Take the badgers and lay the points!

NFL
Detroit at Tampa Bay -1

Love the Bucs at home to just win baby!

Oakland at Denver -3

The Broncos have got this all day and all night


If I wasn't such a die hard Cowboys fan I would say take the Jets -4.5 on Sunday Night. Dallas is grabbing some guys off the street to play corners which will be bad news bears for Polks fans.

Go make some bank kids!

Professor LT