My Christmas Wish.

I'll let you wish for Peace on Earth, Good Will to Men and all that jazz beacuse I have another wish on my Big Bad Christmas List . All I want for Christmas is for the Bulldogs of Athens,GA to beat LSU in the SEC Championship game this Saturday.

I have nothing against LSU personally. To me LSU has always just been a school that is there. I don't dislike them like other SEC Universities. However my Christmas wish is based solely on The BCS getting into mess that they can't get out of.

If a Christmas miracle happens and Georgia wins what happens next? It's time to play the feud. Show me, The BCS gets put into a no win situation, Ray!

Should LSU still play for the National Title even though they didn't win their conference? Or should one of the other one loss teams jump them?

No matter how the BCS plays it if the Tigers fall there will be a lot of upset fans across this great land. When the uproar comes from major players in the football world then something will have to be done. It could lead us to (dare I type it?) Playoffs. Which I think everyone in the country besides Nick Saban wants.

I hope the spirits of Herschel Walker,Matthew Stafford,AJ Green,Rannulph Junuh, and Bagger Vance fill that Bulldogs locker room and give them the power to crush the boys of Batton Rouge. However this is not a very likely scenario. Tis the season for miracles.

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Stats
NFL
19-7-2
NCAAF
16-14
Overall
35-21-2

Picks
Mich State +9.5 over Badger
OU +3.5 over OSU Cowboy

NFL
Falcon -3.5 over Texan
Andy Dalton's Tigers + 6.5 over Steel
 

10 years ago

This last week has been very challenging for me. It seems like everyone and their dogs have tried to push my angry button. If this would have happen 10 years ago I know exactly how I would have handled this situation. I would have cranked up my mic on that 100,000 watt blow torch known as 105.3 FM Talk in Dallas and started blasting folks. I would have flipped that switch and went scorched earth until whoever was pissing me off called me crying out of pure embarrassment. I was just a kid back then 10 years ago. What the hell did I know?

Even when my old boss tried to talk sense to me & warn me about karma, not talking bad about people etc.etc.... He got an on air tongue lashing too. I guess looking back it is no wonder why I got "laid off" from that place. Oh well,live and learn. Now that I am 10 years older and all grows up I would never ever dream of bashing people like that ever again.

For example: I would never mention in this blog how my non psycho ex girlfriend showed up on my door step wanting to do her laundry at 5am one day this week. In her defense she did text me in the middle of the night to let me know what her intentions were. Then like any other sane person on this planet she reached the next logical conclusion. Since I didn't respond to her text, nor have I talked to her in weeks she decided in her non crazy brain it would be ok to just show up and wait outside my door for me to wake up. Surprise! Basket of dirty laundry and all there she was when I went to leave for my morning work out. (I'm just glad I locked the dead bolt that night!) 10 years ago you better believe this would have got an on-air segment. I could have taken calls and probably found some way of getting a free restraining order. Now I think I will just let it go like it never happen.

Then there is the captain of my former dart team. I was on his team until Friday Night. Friday Night is when a casual game of darts turned Fox and Hound in Dallas into a War Zone. After I beat our mighty captain (throwing my way not his) he stormed out of the bar throwing a fit like a five-year old child. 10 years ago this jack ass would have had an on-air bit dedicated to him too. You know one of those bits where I am telling the story and there is a crying baby sound effect in the background. These days I don't feel that story should be told in a public forum.


Then there is the Facebook over commenter. Look, I love social media as much as the next guy does. I really appreciate you taking the time out of your schedule to comment on my post but, you really,really,really don't have to comment on every post I make. 10 years ago the over commenter would have got some comments from me he couldn't delete with a click of the mouse. I'm glad I have matured though.

I don't want to forget about the midget at work. This mighty mouse size guy is very comparable to a yippee yappee (that little s.o.b just interrupted me while I was typing this to ask me about a DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince Song. Seriously! WTF?) little dog. He just barks nonsense, non stop all morning long. Yip-Yap!Yip-Yap! Back in 2001 I can hear myself doing a midget being beat to death bit. Today I'll just turn the proverbial other cheek.

I guess this blog is proof that I have calmed down in my advanced age. What can I say? I'm older and wiser! The one thing that hasn't changed is; I can still pick football games! BOOOOYOOO

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Stats
NFL 17-6-2
NCAA 15-14
Overall 32-20-2

Picks

Razorbacks -13 over Miss State
Neb +3.5 over Mich

NFL

Oak -1 over Minn
Buff +1 over Dolph
Det-7 over Car

Happy Betting!

Shhh! Don't Tell where I am hiding

Did you know that I have been a blogger at BigBadSportsDaddy.com for 3 years now? While I was working out today I realized that in said 3 years I have never shared any of my emails with you.

I mean you are nice enough to take the time to send them in each and every week but, I never share. Well shame on me!

Today it's time for a change. Today I Larry Stanley of BigBadSportsDaddy.com AKA Professor L-Train will share an email with you in my Big Bad Blog. However I am just sharing one, but it's a good.


Dear Professor Infidel ,


You suck! Because of your bad picks last week I have to flee my country! I am being chased by an army of angry radicals. Don't let them fool you and tell you "It's a Revolution!" That army of rats all work for my pissed of bookie.

I lost a lot of money on your so-called "expert picks". Michigan over Michigan State! WTF were you thinking? Make a stupid pick like that again and I'll put a Jihad on your American Sports Loving Ass!

Until I figure out how to pay my bookie for your camel piss advice last week I will be hiding in a storm drain in my home country but shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh please don't tell anyone.

Muammar in Libya


Something tells me I may not have to worry about Muammar in Libya anymore.

Stay Classy America

If you are reading this on blogger.com My Featured school this week is OSU.







Stats
NFL vs. The Line
12-4-2

NCAAF vs The Line
9-9

Overall
21-13-2


This week

Oklahoma State-6.5 over Misou
TT + 28.5 over Boomer Sooner
Air Force +31 over Boise.

NFL

Green Bay -9 over Viking
Denver +1 over Dolphin.

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Hottest NFL Handicapper in U.S. America!

Who has two thumbs and is the Hottest NFL Handicapper in America?






^^^^^^^^^This Guy ^^^^^^^

Yup that's me BigBadSportsDaddy's own Professor L-Train! Last week my picks where direct from Heaven above as I went 4-0 vs the line in the NFL. Did Bob Akmens or Johnathan Stone (two so-called experts) do that? I didn't think so!

I woke up this morning with the Texas Rangers on my mind so I'll keep this blog short & sweet. How about Nelly Freaking Cruz & his boomstick? POW! POW!

I do need to address one thing before I get to picking. Some of you have asked me about the changes coming to BBSD on our social networking pages. I can't say anything just yet but, this will be the biggest change in BigBadSportsDaddy.com's history! That's a Professor L-Train guarantee

Hello Clemson! Welcome to Sports Daddy University





Check my Stats
NFL
11-3-1
NCAA
7-6
2011
Overall
18-9-1


Picks


NCAA
Michigan+2.5 @ Michigan State
Baylor +9.5 @ Texas A&M
LSU-17 @ Tennessee
GA Tech -7 @ Virgina
Clemson-7.5 @ Maryland

NFL
Houston +9 @ Baltimore
New Orleans -4.5 @ Tampa Bay
Buffalo +3 @ NY Giants


Happy Betting and GO RANGERS!!!

Class is dismissed

Get Your Free Picks Here

Well, did you listen to the old Professor L-Train last week? If you did then you made out like a Smokey-less Bandit and took my advice all the way to the bank. Maybe I should change my name to Professor Cash Register, Cha-Ching!

Did I mention all of my picks are absolutely free? NO BS! Like per say Jonathan Stone who runs ads on a local DFW Sports Talk radio station advertising his free picks for Monday Night's game.

Now when I think betting advice I think of cheesy stumpy guys in cheap pinstriped suits and gold watches, rings, necklaces, (the more gold the better baby), screaming bull**** into a microphone with the urgency of an oncoming apocalypse. There is no doubt that is exactly what I got on the other end of the line when I called Jonathan Stone for his "Free Monday Night Football pick". Why would Professor L-Train need to do such a thing? One I was bored and two I wanted to know what the catch was.

After listening to a prerecorded message I was then giving the option to talk to one of the "experts" for my free pick. I chose to move along with the call and get my free pick. Once what I figure to be the "expert's lackey" picked up I was asked "how much do you bet a game?" and then informed someone would call me back with pick.

When the return call came less than 5 minutes later a guy assured me he had the winners for Monday Night and would give them to me for free if I signed up for Jonathan Stone's advice at $250 per month. There's the rub! When I said I wasn't interested he went into a Boiler Room like hard sell and that's when I decided to end the call and quit wasting my time by simply hanging up.

Now not only am I giving you the best damn free picks on the net, I am watching out for my fellow degenerates. All I ask in return is that you give us a few clicks on bigbadsportsdaddy.com each and every week and maybe check out some of the podcast. For example like the new and improved Larry Stanley Show set to relaunch next Tuesday with Eric the Mingler Ringler in the co-host chair.

Now I'll give you what you really want which is this week's picks:

Last week I went 1-1 in NCAAF and 2-0 in the NFL bringing my 2011 record totals to 2-1-1 in College and 2-2 in the NFL.

NCAAF
Virgina Tech -21 @ Marshall
Virgina Tech has dominated Marshall in their last 3 meetings. Nothing I have seen this year makes me think this one will be any different! Bet VTech

San Diego State @ Michigan -10.5
Looks like double money to the Professor


NFL

The NFL lines are very meh this week. My advice is Kramer like, diversify and bet a little on a lot and hope for the best. I'm going to play these 5 thinking I'll at least hit 3


Give me

@Buffalo + 9 over New England
Det -3 @ Minneosta
Baltimore-4 @ St. Louis
ATL- 1.5 @ Tampa Bay

and my upset pick of the week

@Oakland +3.5 over NY Jets

Happy Betting! Class is dismissed!

Beavers and Cocks! It's Football Season

It is that time of year again where I put on my glasses and tie and assume my alter ego aka Professor L-Train of bigbadsportsdaddy.com. Now you may of heard some nasty rumors coming out of the Big Easy last weekend that the old Football Professor started the college season 0-3. That is simply not true I did lose two opening weekend bets but I always preach lay off weak 1 because you never know. This is a simple case of do as I say not as I do and to much Voodoo Juice during Tropical Storm Lee. I don't want to call anyone out but thanks Beavers and the Tadpoles for not handling your business. You guys are out!


Let's kick off the season with some winners!

NCAA
#12 South Carolina-3 at Georgia
Give me the Fighting Game Cocks here @ Athens. I am hearing that Georgia starting Quarter man Aaron Murray has broken ribs and if that is the case the Bulldogs are in big trouble.


Oregon State at #9 Wisconsin -21
Lets drink double shots of Whiskey all the way to the bank here! Take the badgers and lay the points!

NFL
Detroit at Tampa Bay -1

Love the Bucs at home to just win baby!

Oakland at Denver -3

The Broncos have got this all day and all night


If I wasn't such a die hard Cowboys fan I would say take the Jets -4.5 on Sunday Night. Dallas is grabbing some guys off the street to play corners which will be bad news bears for Polks fans.

Go make some bank kids!

Professor LT

Best Bets 10-28

Hey Kids What time is it? It's Ranger Time!!! I know The Professor L-Train is contractually obligated to do a best bet blog for bigbadsportsdaddy.com. I wouldn't want to disappoint you or not get paid so here is how this blog will go. You will enjoy the hot chick pics I post and then read my picks for this weekend, the end! Get it? Got it? Good!


By the way here are some numbers you might be interested in 19-8-1 against the spread in College Football I am! Yoda(That little Green Bast@rd) couldn't pick like this. Bet Strong Young Jedi!

This week in NCAAF give me

OSU -5.5 over KState + Over 67

AZ -9.5 over UCLA


and could someone please tell me how in the hell Michigan State is getting points this week?

Michigan State +6.5 over Iowa $$$$$

NFL where my record is 10-7-1 on the season!

Washington + 2.5 over Detroit
Pitt +1 over New Orleans

Thanks for reading! Go Rangers

Professor L-Train

Big Bad Bets 10-22

So, the old Professor L-Train's cold streak was short lived wasn't it? 1 week and then boy did I bounce back!

Did you read my blog last week? If you did and took my advice you would know I went 4-1 Against the Spread in college ball! Nice, right? ;) I know I'm hot hot hot! Almost as hot as the pics I found to post this week! Enjoy :)

On the season that I am 18-7-1 ATS! Are you loving me yet? Why am I asking so many questions today? Maybe it's this 2 day hangover I am fighting off! Oh well on to the picks


Michigan State -5 over Northwestern.

MS is 4-0 ATS in last 4. YOu know the rule never bet against a streak. Well ride this pony all the way. Bet Spartans and don't buy into the let down game bullsh that is filling the net right now


Oklahoma -3 over Missouri

OK OU your the number 1 team in the country go prove it! I think the Sooners cover and take down the Tigers this week but will have a loss before the season wraps. Bet OU ubtil your Bookie screams Boomer Sooner


Wisconsin + 5.5 over Iowa

Are you insane Vegas? The Badgers just knocked off the number 1 team in the country! Unlike the Game Cocks I think this team game play a little ball. This is goiung to be a very tough game but I don't see either team winning by more then 3 or 4 points. Take the points here funk soul brothers and sisiters


NFL

2-0-1 last week! Again lady luck has smiled down upon me ;) After a slow start my overall record in the NFL is 8-6-1. Not to shabby eh hoosier?

This week take
NY Gaints +3 over Dallas

WTF? Has anyone seen the Cowboys play? How iun the hell are they a favorite???
I would never bet against the Cowboys myself but if you want to win some major bucks this is your bet

Baltimore -13 over BUff

Buffalo is terrible! Almost as bad as the Cowboys. Bet Ravens to cover

Washington +3 over Chi

Another no brainer! The Skins should win straight up and you want to give me points on top of that? It's not right to let a sucker keep thier money! Hey Eric Ringel Mr. Super Bears fan! Do you want some action on this game???



Lar aka Professor L-Train

Best Bets!

When you hot , You hot! Right now yours truly Professor L-Train is 13-4-1 ATS in College football! If you listen to me on the Sports Daddys podcast on BigBadSportsdaddy.com or read this blog I bet you are loving me right now! If you do things this week one should be take my advice and two should be call your bookie! No time for long explanations this week just right to the point!


College Football (13-4-1 Against The Spread 4-1 last week)

Indiana +21.5 over Ohio State
Arkansas-6.5 over Texas A&M
Arizona- 7.5 over Oregon State


NFL (4-5 ATS 2-1 last week)

KC +9 over INdy
STL +3 over Lions
NO-6.5 over AZ




PS GO Rangers

Professor L-Train's Best Bets

What a way to start the season! Bigbadsportsdaddy.com's own Professor L-Train went 3-0 ATS (Against The Spread) last week. Are you starting to see why the Professor has earned the title of Texas' Best Sports Handicapper? Don't pay for winners when I am giving you the winners for free! Let's all get rich!!!!


I have to say Boise State had me worried Monday Night but they pulled it out like they were on a bad first date. If you won some money last week do me a favor tell all your gambling degenerate friends if they want to make some money this football season their way is through Professor L-Train and give them this link will you? Also make sure you check out our Sports Daddys' podcast right on BBSD for a better breakdown of the weekends best bets and some kick ass locker room football talk. Got it? Good? On to the picks!


This week we get to mix the NFL in! Yee----HAW! I Freaking LOVE Football season!

College

Thursday Night

Auburn -2 over Mississippi State
Blah Blah Blah "Thursday Night Road Curse" Blah! I for one am not buying it! So much so I am banking on it being myth. Auburn is 6-2 ATS vs Mississippi in their last 8. Add that to the simple fact that Auburn is the best team and QB Cameron Newton looks like Vince Young jr and you have Auburn covering no problem-o. Bet and Bet strong!


Saturday
Florida State + 8 over Oklahoma

Road teams don't win in Norman. The Sooners bring a 31 game home winning streak in to this game. I think they may move it up to 32 but they will be tested. Oklahoma struggled against a bad Utah State team last week while FSU beat the hell out of Samford(Yes Samford not Stanford) as they should of. This game is going to be close way to close for a 8 point spread. OU is 2-5 ATS in their last 7 games and 1-5 ATS in their last 6 non conference games. I would lock this one in asap this line could move before kickoff Saturday.If OU wins it's not by 8+



Oregon -12 over Tennessee

Oregon won 72-0 over New Mexico with their back up running back! He happens to be a good back but still. Hurricane Lane left the once mighty Tennessee Football Program a mess when he left. The Volunteers week 1 50-0 win over Tennessee Martin is a joke and does nothing for me. Even though Neyland Stadium can be a tough place to play look for Oregon to stay strong and win this by 20+




NFL


Indy-2.5 over Houston

Ok this spread looks to easy! I am always worried Vegas knows something I don't when I see something like this. I am also always down to cash in on some easy money. The Colts have won their last 10 vs Texans. The have won all of those games by 3 points or more! Who made this line and why? Bet Colts

Detroit-6.5 over Chicago


I think the Lions are going to sneak up on a few people in 2010 and they start with the Bears week 1. Jay Cutler + Mike Martz = Danger Will Robinson. Look for Cutler to set a NFL record for picks in 2010. Detroit goes to the Windy City and wins straight up but getting points with them is an added bonus. Bet it