What's up Big Bad Wrestling fan? Were you expecting JCall? Well that lazy bum decided to take the week off! Something about the holiday season blah blah blah! Then he said something like "Working for Big Bad Sports Daddy is like working for a Chinese Sweat Shop etc etc etc" .... I mean he only wrote 46 Raw blogs this year! What kind of crap is that? I kid,I kid
Well my name is Larry Stanley and I host the ShowStoppers podcast every Tuesday on bigbadsportsdaddy.com. If you haven't listen to ShowStoppers check it out. It is the Best Damn Wrestling Podcast on the Net! You see what I did there? I stole JCall's catch phrase because I'm Awesome! There I just stole John Conner's(Also on ShowStoppers) catch phrase which he stole from The Miz which he stole from the 80's teenagers too.
Before I get to Raw there is one more difference I would like to point out between JCall and myself. That is I like hot chicks! If you are reading this on blogger.com you'll notice the hot diva action up top! If you are reading on BBSD then go check out the Diva action on blogger. Now that is some cross promotion. Ok on to Raw.
10 seconds in and I just heard Michael Cole's voice! We are off to a bad start Big Bad Universe. There is John Cena sweet. I really don't get why so many people hate Cena. The guy is great! His mic skills are better then any of the current WWE Superstars,he's funny (see Michael Cole has The Miz manscapped below his belly button comment) and the you can't wrestle chants are bogus. Cena has put on several quality matches this year at PPVs. I think the Nexus storyline worked if the point was to get people to stop booing the WWE's golden boy. Thank God that's over now, finally! It did drag on a little to long. I am totally on board with a Cena/Punk feud. That's what the WWE is teasing and I hope they deliver. The verbal match between the two of them to start Raw was fantastic.
The WWE announces two matches Sheamus vs Orton which is kick arse and Jerry The King Lawler vs Miz which is not so kick arse. Come on King keep the boots unlaced pal. The WWE is taking a page right out of TNA's playbook and putting the oldest guy they can find in the main event. Yawn! On a normal week I would fast forward through that nonsense but since I'm writing this blog I guess I have to watch.
Ted vs Santino? I like them both but what's the point? Can't you find someone to team Ted up with to compete for the tag titles? JCall has ranted about Ted jr being wasted and he is 100% right. This 30 second match just proved that. Pathetic WWE writers. You should be ashamed to cash your paychecks this week. The twin cobras at the end slightly amusing but still not worth that match.
The Miz and Riley backstage. "Hey Riley you better win your match" I think I saw this last week and maybe the week before and maybe even the week before that. There he is! It's the the most talented wrestler in the WWE John Morrison! Morrison vs Riley it has a point and it is advancing a storyline. "Riley how many times does someone look at you and go DUH?" nice line Morrison! If this was on facebook it would read Larry Stanley likes this. There you go WWE nice stipulation. I am about 99% sure Morrison is going to win but still have that little doubt. The match was ok. I was right Morrison won. The WWE is doing a great job of having Morrison over come obstacles and he is really playing the underdog role well. WTF? Falls count anywhere next week on Raw? Cole is right that is sickening! All that tells me is Miz keeps his title and Morrison won't be in the WWE title match at the Royal Rumble. Thanks A-Holes
OK Punk has something big plan my guess is a big let down. Daniel Bryan and Tyson Kidd w Jackson Andrews snorefest.biz and then another backstage interview with Orton? Orton just told me he will be in the WWE title match vs Miz at the Rumble. There was an entire segment of backstage promos. Whatever! Give me something good after the break WWE!
Nope nothing good! We get Kidd vs the jobber Mark Henry. Not worth writing about fast forward on the dvr.
There we go put a mic in Miz's hands. Miz is second only to Cena with his Mic skills. This match is going to suck but Miz with a Mic = greatness. This match with Miz and the King really sucks. Waste of time!!! So really? really? really? I am supposed to think a 90 year old man can go toe to toe with the WWE champ? There is Morrison to little to late. Interference and Miz loses. Not very entertaining moving on
King Sheamus and Punk backstage time kill and keep moving
Divas match sorry if it's not LayCool then I'm not watching.
Hey back to Punk backstage. This plan for Cena is taking over Raw tonight and I smell chester cheesy or even worst I smell Nexus.
Daniel Bryan vs Zack Ryder. Bryan wins more time wasted. Ryder would be a great guy to team Teddy jr. up with and put the tag titles on them for while. Or at least feud them with Santino and Kazloff. Woo Woo Woo a Miz attack on King! Great and unexpected. There is a payoff after suffering through their match. Miz gets more heat and looks like the biggest heel in the WWE now. That is some good writing WWE.
Orton vs Sheamus all I can say is pay per view quality! The Match of the night on Raw. Orton wins and it's looking more and more like he is the Miz's opponent at the Rumble now.
Side note that Bobby the Brain DVD looks great! The main event on Smackdown does not.
It's Surprise time! What you got for us Punk? Cena out first? I thought Punk was calling him out? Please God don't let the Surprise be Nexus! Here we go Cena is going to find Punk and pow! pow! There is Nexus!BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew we couldn't go two weeks without seeing those Monkey Turds. Cole said Cena's Nexus Nightmare is back and I think the WWE's fan nightmare is back. Aren't we all sick of Cena vs Nexus?
There it is Punk is the new Nexus leader! That was it. I along with half of you called this Let Down! Why do we need Nexus involved in a Cena/Punk feud? The feud would be fine on it's own! Lazy and Pathetic writing WWE!
I think let down describes 12-27's Raw to a tee. There were a few shining moments like Orton vs Sheamus and Miz beating down the King. Most of the rest of he show was a huge let down for this substitute WWE Blogger. Thanks for reading! JCall should take the Raw blog duties back over next week. Make sure you check out the ShowStoppers podcast on bigbadsportsdaddy.com for more Hot Wrestling Opinions served up fresh on Tuesdays. Thanks for the read and clicks! Feedback goes to larry@bigbadsportsdaddy.com.
