Pool Party

This my Article that appeared in the August Edition of The Burb. In case you can't find a Copy near you.



Since The Burb and BigBadSportsDaddy.com's Collective Bargaining Agreement is about to expire and I am about to get locked out of the paper, I have decided to keep this article short and sweet. As unfair as it might be, Marie(The Burb's Publisher) has decided not to share her billions with us poor writers. When I asked for a raise, she told me she wasn't making any money. When I asked to see the books, she refused to open them and suggested I prepare for a lockout! OMG! Another one? Thanks Marie!

On a happier note, it is summertime in Las Colinas and that means pool parties everywhere. For instance, Big Bad Sports Daddy is throwing one on July 29th at Quick Trip Park! Don't miss the biggest, baddest pool party of 2011! Keep clicking on BBSD for details on when and where you can pick up tickets. In case you are planning your own pool party, here are some rules to follow:

1). Must have adult beverages and women in bikinis! Ten dudes sitting around the pool asking "Where are the girls at?"does not equal good times at the cement pond.
2). Must get said women to have Chicken Fights! These always lead to wardrobe malfunctions!
3). If a game of water volleyball breaks out, remember it's just a game Focker.
4). Don't play crappy music. Nothing ruins a pool party faster then Rick Astley or LFO.
5). Invite Larry Stanley to any and all pool parties in Las Colinas! FYI, it's larry@bigbadsportsdaddy.com.